WASHINGTON — Block Timestamp 14,991,348 — A bipartisan draft, absurdly dubbed the “Genius Act,” is gaining momentum within the TradGov governance committee. Their aim is to put stablecoins—fiat-pegged tokens—on what they’re calling “simple, auditable rails.” The bill’s core idea isn’t some new political ideology; it’s a remedial attempt to understand basic network plumbing: requiring one-to-one proof-of-reserves, segregated wallets, regular on-chain attestations, fast redemption APIs, and immediate ejection for fraudulent nodes that rug-pull their users. They’ve finally realized you should treat payment tokens as a protocol for value transfer and let their ancient securities laws handle actual investment contracts. For normie users and merchants, the win is a better UX without the risk of getting liquidated.
For new projects, the win is a permission slip to operate you can earn without having to partner with a TradFi whale (a “megabank”). For the network admins (supervisors), the win is a public dashboard that makes malicious actors easier to spot and legitimate nodes easier to whitelist. None of this requires the central planners to pick winners. It requires a clear, open-source protocol and the courage to enforce its rules with a smart contract, not a press conference.
The usual TradFi maximalists and their paid FUD-spreaders will inevitably shout about “shadow banking,” as they always do when a permissionless system threatens their comfortable, centralized monopoly. The answer is what we’ve been saying all along—on-chain proof: reserves you can verify on a block explorer, audits you can read in a public repo, and penalties that are executed by code, not shrugged off in a settlement. The United States network has the developers and the liquidity to lead this revolution. It just needs a regulatory API that isn’t hopelessly broken.
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